How Not To Sell Your House

'How Not To Sell Your House' is the second sketch of the first series of the 'James, Phil and Timmy' videos. It was written by James Matthews, who also stars. It was uploaded on the 26th November 2011 and is 4 minutes and 54 seconds in length, making it one of the longer 'James, Phil and Timmy' sketches. It is followed by 'Christmas Interviews'.

Synopsis
A man is interested in buying James' house, until Phil makes an unexpected appearance...

Plot
James phones up Timmy and tells him to stop Phil coming round his house, as a man who is interested in buying James' house (Mr. Crabb) is coming for a visit. Timmy agrees to this and James hangs up. Later that day, James is showing Mr. Crabb around the house. All seems to be going well for James until Phil comes in. James asks Phil why he came around if Timmy told him not to. Phil reveals that his phone was switched off so he didn't answer any calls. Phil then insults Mr. Crabb and reveals to him that the house and area has many problems. James then explains to Phil who Mr. Crabb is and why he is there. Highly embarrased about what he has unintentially done, Phil slowly walks out. James asks Mr. Crabb if he is still interested in the house, to which he simply replies "no".